popcornmassacre: ugh summer look at my awful tan line
I literally hate gay guys...
… from the bottom of my heart. They need to get out of my life. I never thought I could hate someone or a group of people so much, but I have had enough of it. You put the rest of us homosexuals to shame and you should be disappointed in yourselves.
The other night at dinner we were talking about my...
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Aiding in a 1st grade class on the first day of...
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myseasickheart: nightmareloki: I AM SO GLAD I PRESSED PLAY. will always reblog
ariaasacura: imagineeringdreams: So my sister got this birthday card right? fuck
Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone...
ahtist: princeichi: westysaysthings: mollay: Theodore Roosevelt, October 27, 1858 – January 6, 1919 “Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight.” Fuck yeah Teddy Roosevelt I wrote a 12 page essay on why he was the best president my senior year of highschool HEHEHE Walk softly and carry a big stick motherfuckers
My coworker's 13 year old son has a rare form of...
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Two guys walk to a door.
Guy #1: (Opens the door for Guy #2) Beauty first.
Guy #2: Then you go first.
Guy #1: We aren't going to get anything done...